Random Pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question
Extra) This is you
1)This Pokemon is your best friend!
Bring it on, electric-types! My buddy and I have a surprise for you!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Uh…Thing makes diamonds, how do I impress that?!
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Oh, well, could definitely help with some “interesting” mental experiments.
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Uh oh. Seems like it could do so easily in time.
6) This Pokemon is your lover
Seems like that would work. Wait, female, right, generator?
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Hold up. The one that wanted to kill me was a pre-evolved form. Oh, no.
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Quoting ProJared here, “This tree is trying to kill me….**** you, Nature.”
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Dang cheesecake-stealing, Sturdy-ability-having, rock-type-that-I-can’t-one-hit-K.O. thief…
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Can’t sleep, dinosaur will eat me.
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Excuse me, Palpitoad and I need to have a few words with you. Hope your insurance is good, by the way.
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Dude, you could probably FIT in one of my shoes, you do not need mine.
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
Hold up. So the ex was the one that wanted to kill me, for killing this one.
The cycle of revenge is horrible
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Yes. Yes. And yes.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Mermaid pet! And can learn ice attacks!
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Bound to a stone because of the trouble it caused. Not sure I want it working in my mouth. Hope they did a background check.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Hey, this was cool when it first came out!
You know what? Not tagging anyone. Whoever comes across this, I would like to see what you turn out.